Flu shots, what a scam
Induce a shopping frenzy
Right before Christmas

Sylvester Stalone
That guy's as smart as you'd think
My God, Spy Kids 3

What is with Arby's?
Their mascot should be a hat
Where'd the glove come from?

Kitty, come out now
Stop hiding under the bed
Or start paying rent
(by W)

You're not number 1
You're just really fat and drunk
See the difference?

Nice gesture lady
You just burned me in the eye
Ouch, Virginia Slim

Wanted to be John
I shot a Dave in Reno
But he did not die

Johnny Cash has died
The man in black is now gone
Here's to you Johnny

Hey Nature-Neuro
Why don't you want my paper?
It is very good

School's back in session
Mini skirts are everywhere
Cover your butt skank

Awoke to buzzing
Didn't have a shirt on yet
Ugh, it was Sita

I let Sita in
I wasn't wearing a shirt
I think she liked it

Startled by buzzing
I fell up the spiral steps
My leg is bloody

Where is W?
Hope she doesn't want to shower
The water is cold

850 per month?
That's a lot for no hot water
The water is cold

This snake has two heads
It can bite me twice as much
Pretty scary, huh?

I love your jerky
The Motor City Madman
Cat Scratch Fever rules

If you think it's cold
Then do something about it
Or shut your pie hole

Is it almost 10?
The Simpsons are on very soon
Need diversion now

Fell back on faith once
Felt like a poke in the butt
Won't try that again

The light is too bright
We could use a dimmer switch
I'll wear sunglasses

Go to the Nisei?
Wait, it's a Cubs game today
Frat boys everywhere

Looks like you need help
I'll yank it out of the wall
The lecture will end

Your mushroom is high
It's also very yellow
I like to poke it

When you talk by phone
You agree far too often
I bet you're lying

Market Days are done
Cher and techno beats have ceased
Streets are still stinky
(by W)