MORE EVIDENCE THAT I'M OVERLY CRITICAL AND UNASHAMED.

One great thing about love between two people is the sharing of mutual hatreds. That's why Jason and I have come together to bring you this list of words we both hate. They are forever banned from our conversations (though I did slip once and say "old school" to refer to something "old fashioned"). This list is not static; it is evergrowing as we become less and less tolerant with popular culture and other similar such irritants.

BANNED

flexitarian

fanny pack

panties

dawg/dogg

J-Lo

old school

wife beater (to refer to a male tank top)

raped (when meaning "robbed" or "ripped off")

LOL, OMG, et al.

uber

sexy (to describe anything that is appealing and/or attractive in a non-sexual way such as, "This may not be the sexiest photo publishing software package, but it will do the job.")

delicious (when describing anything other than food or drink)

hottie

"nu-cu-ler"

"feb-u-ary"

persons

celly

lover

tushy

titillate

eye candy

slammin' (as suggested by Dave)